Upload any photo. Our AI studies it for 30 seconds, then writes a savage-but-playful roast card so good you'll frame the insult. First two lines free — the full burn is $5.
By roasting yourself you agree the AI is funnier than you.
Real roasts, generated by the same AI that'll read your photo. This is the energy you're signing up for.
"The backwards 'GAINS' cap is doing more heavy lifting than your legs ever will."
"You flexed so hard for this photo, your phone filed for workers' comp."
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"Holding avocado toast like a trophy is not a personality — but congrats on the bronze."
"Those sunglasses are doing the Lord's work hiding the judgment in your eyes."
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"Finger guns in a parked car: the official uniform of 'my mixtape drops never'."
"That gold chain is working overtime to distract from the pine-tree air freshener."
+ 6 more lines behind the paywall
Yours will be personal. Possibly too personal.
Unedited reviews from people who paid $5 to be insulted by a robot.
"I paid $5 to be insulted by a robot and I've never felt more seen."
"Sent my roast card to the group chat. I'm a meme now. Worth every cent."
"It roasted my LinkedIn headshot. I don't know how it knew. I'm scared."
"Bought one for my brother's birthday. He hasn't spoken to me since. 10/10."
Drop any photo. The AI studies your outfit, pose, background and life choices.
Get the first two lines free, with the rest blurred and taunting you.
Full unblurred roast card, HD share image, PNG download. Post it everywhere.
Playful, never cruel. The AI roasts observable choices — outfits, poses, backgrounds, photo quality — never who you are. No slurs, no protected traits, no punching down. It's the roast battle your friends are too polite to give you.
The full unblurred roast card (8–12 lines), a high-res share card, a PNG download, and an emailed receipt with your unlock link. One payment, yours forever.
It's processed to generate your roast and never stored on our servers. Your roast text is kept so your unlock link keeps working.
With their permission, absolutely. It's the #1 gift for friends with thick skin — birthdays, bachelor parties, fantasy football losers.
About 30–60 seconds from upload to teaser. The AI needs a moment to fully appreciate your choices.
Two lines free. Zero mercy. Five dollars.
🔥 Roast me now