# RoastMe

> RoastMe is an AI roast generator by MehyarSoft. Upload a funny photo, get a savage-but-playful AI roast card you can share.

## What it is

RoastMe (https://roast.mehyar.us/) turns any photo into a comedy roast card. The AI studies the photo's outfit, pose, background, expression, and photo quality, then writes 8–12 punchy one-liner roasts. Roasts target observable choices only — never race, ethnicity, gender, age, disability, religion, or body weight/shape. Playful, never cruel.

## Pricing

- First 2 roast lines: FREE (teaser preview, rest blurred)
- Full roast card: $5 one-time via Stripe (full unblurred roast, high-res share card, PNG download, emailed receipt with unlock link)

## How it works

1. Upload a photo (JPG/PNG/WebP) on the homepage.
2. The AI generates your roast in about 30–60 seconds; the first 2 lines are free.
3. Enter your email and pay $5 through secure Stripe checkout to unlock the full card.
4. Download the PNG share card and post it everywhere. Your unlock link keeps working.

## Key facts

- Your photo is processed to generate the roast and never stored on RoastMe servers.
- The full roast text is kept so your unlock link keeps working.
- Built by MehyarSoft: https://mehyar.us
- More apps: https://mehyar.us/apps
- Contact: https://mehyar.us/contact
- Privacy: https://mehyar.us/privacy-policy
- Terms: https://mehyar.us/terms

## FAQ

- Is it actually mean? Playful, never cruel. No slurs, no protected traits, no punching down.
- What do I get for $5? The full unblurred roast card (8–12 lines), a high-res share card, a PNG download, and an emailed receipt with your unlock link. One payment, yours forever.
- What happens to my photo? Processed to generate your roast, never stored.
- Can I roast someone else? With their permission — it's a popular gift for friends with thick skin.
- How fast is it? About 30–60 seconds from upload to teaser.

## Pages

- /ai-roast-guide/ — "How AI roast generators work (and why RoastMe is $5)": how the two-step roast works (vision look → comedy roast), the 5 roast styles, sample roast cards, the playful-never-cruel rule, free-vs-$5 breakdown, photo privacy, gifting, timing. Article + FAQPage JSON-LD.